5 Tips for when you need to Cross a Bridge, but a Fearsome and Hideous Troll Threatens to “Gobble You Up!”
Crossing a bridge can be an intimidating task, especially when you are faced with a fearsome and hideous troll threatening to “gobble you up!” But don’t let that stop your journey. Here are five tips for crossing bridges safely even in the face of danger:
First, prepare yourself mentally by taking deep breaths and reminding yourself that trolls often just like to scare people away from their territory. Remind yourself of your courage and determination so that fear does not take over.
Second, try talking to the troll if it is possible without putting yourself in harm’s way. Many times trolls may just want someone who will listen or give them company; however, make sure you don’t get too close! Offer compliments or jokes as ways of diffusing the situation if appropriate – it could be enough for them to spare your life!
Lastly, never underestimate what items might help distract or appease a troll – things like food treats (especially sweets) can do wonders here since many creatures have sweet tooths after all! You could also offer something more valuable such as coins but only use this method as last resort since they may become greedy once they realize how much money they can make off travelers passing through their bridge every day!. Make sure whatever item(s) you choose has been blessed before giving it away though so there won’t be any negative consequences down the line…just in case..
With these five tips under your belt no beast should stand between you and success on getting across any bridge safely – good luck out there traveler!!